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champagnepapa:

me: *strains eyes for wedding ring on hand of hot older guy*

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geektoriassecret:

me leaving your party

churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

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kawaiilluminatii:

when people bring up your past

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snorlaxatives:

merlte from lilo and stitch was such a bitch i’d beat the shit out of her

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via owlsandtea)

spookymormon:

she-beastly:

spookymormon:

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH 

You can never stop celebrating freedom 

freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this

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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma, via davvify)

heyfishie:

Oh my god