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telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

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darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

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  • in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
  • ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want
howtobeaheartbreaker:

tweets to american airlines are so beautiful
gnarniia:

tonight